The Adams School  
P.O. Box 29
27 School Street
Castine, Maine 04421
326-8608
www.adamsschool.com

Todd R. Nelson - Principal 


ADAMS SCHOOL NEWSLETTER
MAY 5, 2006
326-8608
www.adamsschool.com

The Poobah of Sutaria

Queen Quits; Turmoil Envelopes Region

Calm in capitol follows day of uncertainty and dramatic events

 
Futili, May 4—
The continent’s oldest monarchy, an unbroken line of succession stretching back 900 years, came to an end in the desert kingdom of Futili today when Queen Koos abdicated her throne in the face of a popular uprising.

Ambassadors from the neighboring countries of Dominico and Golana were recalled when there was no apparent successor, and continuity of trade and treaty obligations could not be guaranteed. Already tense border regions in the south and west of the country threatened to dissolve into chaos. There were no reports of casualties, though looting was wide-spread; the whereabouts of Queen Koos could not be confirmed. By nightfall, as troops patrolled its streets, the Futili capitol seemed quiet.

Teachers Without Borders rushed observers and peacekeepers to several tense locations. The international community was in a heightened state of alert.

Speculation that an alliance developing between Dominico and Golana might lead to invasion of the weekened nation spread quickly throughout the continent. Ethnic Golanans living in southern Futili welcomed the prospect, hoping to end generations of repression. In the northern territories there was fear of a power vacuum among the ethnic minority so closely tied to the royal family.

Concern was raised, in the international diplomatic community, as to the security of Futili’s nuclear manufacturing facilities. Though it has denied possession of nuclear weapons, it has long been suspected that weapons tests have been conducted in the country’s deserted interior. International inspectors have never been allowed into the country.

Golana was dealing with its own catastrophes. A chemical spill in the Golana river caused a massive fish kill, and poisoned the water supply for millions of the country’s poorest people. “It will take years for nature to recover,” said the minister of the interior. “In the meanwhile, we request humanitarian aid from our neighbors.” The country’s large armed forces had been mobilized to deal with the tragedy.

In the copper-rich eastern mountains of Dominico, an earthquake reduced five major mines to rubble. Manufacturing and export of copper is at a standstill, and the economic activity on which the economy depends is in jeopardy. While the impact on trading partners is uncertain, the effects are potentially far-reaching. Dominico is the largest exporter of copper to the technology sectors of several continental nations.

            Several world leaders flew to the neutral territory of Sutaria for an emergency security council meeting of G5 nations. Closed-door sessions were continuing into the night.

The Poobah of Sutaria called for calm, and the prayers of all people for a peaceful resolution of the day’s calamities. Sutaria itself has been drought-stricken for many months. “The world has sufficient resources to care for all people,” said his Holiness in a statement released this evening. “It is only a question of our willingness to find our own security and well-being in compassion for others.”

                                                                             —Todd                      


The first report on The Continent was in last week’s newsletter, available on the school web site. See this week’s Ellsworth American for story and photos by Ashley Meeks.

 

The Whoosh Zone! We’re in it. The final thirty school days of the year are upon us, with numerous special activities, field trips, concerts, exhibitions, Smorgs, etc. We hope to track all of the details efficiently. The calendar on the Web site always has the latest timing information.

 

Timber Framing this Saturday. We’re going to start working on the timber frame joints for the nature center this Saturday starting at 9:00. Drop by school if you’d like to help, watch, or learn!

 

Early Dismissal Day: Reminder that next Wednesday, May 10th, is the final early dismissal day of the year. We’ll load the bus at 11:30, right after serving lunch.

 

Thank you to everyone who patronized our 8th grade Quattro de Mayo taco dinner.

 

PTC Spring Clean-up Day…Saturday, May 20th. Time to give the school grounds a little TLC. Bring brooms, rakes, gardening tools, clippers, etc. for a two hour makeover, 9-11:00am.

 
ADAMS SCHOOL MENU        May 8th – 12th

 Monday – Chicken Tacos with Lettuce/Sour Cream/Tomatoes, Roll, Applesauce, Milk

Tuesday – Baked Chicken, Rice Pilaf, Carrots, Roll, Fruit Cocktail, Milk

Weds. – Ham & Cheese Sandwich, Carrot Sticks, Chips, Apple Juice, Cookie, Milk

Thursday – Pizza, Salad, Apple Crisp, Milk

Friday – Shepherds Pie, Roll, Blueberry Muffin, Milk

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 May

 

6        Nature Center work day, 9:00am. 

9        Music class day    

10      Early Release Day, 11:30 dismissal.

12      No music class.

13      Nature center work day           

16       4-5th grade to The Grand for "Alex the Jester."              

18       Art Show/ Exhibition Night: 6:00-7:00pm.   

19       Earth Day & Smorgs. (No music class)

20       PTC Spring Clean Up at School, 9:00-11:00am. 

23       Art field trip to Farnsworth Museum.    

24       Kindergarten Screening/Step-Up Day.   

26       Kneisel Hall String Quartet preview concert, lower level, 12:00.

28-31   8th grade class trip to Boston.

29        Memorial Day: No School.